Tuzwu-pu Rudnoplu

Tuzwu-pu Rudnoplu (/tuˈzwu/ /pu/ [red] [page]) is a subtropical Town located in Fêvlêcohi County, Cäbalvorewd Kingdom, within the United Kingdom of Undermountain.

The name Tuzwu-pu Rudnoplu is derived from the Gnollish language, as Tuzwu-pu Rudnoplu was founded by Zèdsmêv vyim Roxlendrusg, who was culturaly Gnollish.

Climate

Tuzwu-pu Rudnoplu has a yearly average temperature of 15°C (59°F), with its average temperature during the summer being a warm 28°C (82°F) and its average temperature during the winter being a cold 2°C (35°F). Tuzwu-pu Rudnoplu receives an average of 212 cm/y (83 in/y) of precipitation, most of which comes in the form of snow during the pleasantly short winter months. Tuzwu-pu Rudnoplu covers an area of nearly 5 km² (2 mi²), and an average elevation of 2800 m (9186 ft) above sea level.

Overview

Tuzwu-pu Rudnoplu was founded durring the early 9th century, by Zèdsmêv vyim Roxlendrusg. The establishment of the new community went well, though many minor issues had to be solved as time went on. This was enough to delay construction and push back the formal opening ceramony, leading to some embarisment for Zèdsmêv vyim Roxlendrusg.

Tuzwu-pu Rudnoplu was built using the conventions of Gnollish durring the early 9th century. Naturaly, all settlmentss have their own look to them, and Tuzwu-pu Rudnoplu is no diffrent. The town's buildings feature waddle and daub construction with good timber frames and a stone foundation protected by thatched or shingled rooves. Most buildings with second floors are built in such a way as to overhang into the streets on the upper floors for more space, as building size seems to be the primary indicator of wealth within the community. Most buildings are not decorated with any integral features, but instead use ivy, flowers, and other natural elements in planters of on trellices to breathe life into the structure they grow upon.

Tuzwu-pu Rudnoplu is buildings are built arround a single crampt paverstone mainstreet which forms a counterclockwise spiral to give the town a over all circular shape. The town sits comfortably behind a palisade wall complete with a timber gatehouse and battlments. Tuzwu-pu Rudnoplu's timber-based walls are in an unremarkable state. To some, this is the ideal sate for defences to be in. In need of absoutly nothing, and ready to serve the town as needed.

A look around Tuzwu-pu Rudnoplu makes it abundantly clear the town suffered something horrible some time ago. It's as if the town itself is depressed. Smiles are few, cheer is nowhere to be had. Everyone quietly goes about their daily business not looking anyone in the eye.

Civic Infrastructure

Tuzwu-pu Rudnoplu has an Office of Civil Groundskeeping, which works to enforce local ordinances relating to the construction and upkeep up of all plant life, water features, and other natural decorations within Tuzwu-pu Rudnoplu. They are also responsible for the maintenance of these features. Notably, the OCG is not responsible for Tuzwu-pu Rudnoplu's parks.

Tuzwu-pu Rudnoplu has an Office of Civil Vicary, which is responsible for providing a livelyhood for all officialy recognised religious figures within Tuzwu-pu Rudnoplu.

Tuzwu-pu Rudnoplu has a Gravedigger's Guild, which is responsible for collecting the dead and laying them to rest according to all applicable laws and religious customs.

Tuzwu-pu Rudnoplu has a Highwayman's Guild, which is tasked with maintaining the roads and highways leading into town as well as keeping them safe for travelers.

Tuzwu-pu Rudnoplu has a monistary of an order of Civil Monks, who provide divine-related services to the general public and maintain Tuzwu-pu Rudnoplu's public wards, blessings, and other arcane systems.

Tuzwu-pu Rudnoplu has a Parks and Recreation Department, which is responsible for the construction, management, and usage rights for all of its parks and parklands. They are not to be confused with the Office of Civil Groundskeeping as they do not hold authority over nor responsibility for Tuzwu-pu Rudnoplu's natural decorations nor waterways.

Tuzwu-pu Rudnoplu has a public schooling program overseen by the Hall of Sages who has the responsibility of ensuring access to affordable high-quality education in all basic classes (Reading, Writing, Mathmatics, General Sciences, General Arcana, and Social Education) is made available to all citizens.

Tuzwu-pu Rudnoplu has a public septic system, which allows its citizens to have indoor bathrooms. The septic system is overseen by the League of Sewerkeepers, who posses the legal authority to enforce all laws relating to the septic system, and are also tasked with its maintenance and upkeep.

Cultural Notes

A substantial minority of the locals are descended from foreigners alien to their local neighbors. They may have been religious exiles, economic migrants, indigenous locals surrounded by the existing polity, or a foreign settlement conquered within the relatively recent past. The locals may not be enthusiastic about being ruled by others not of their kind, and their neighbors may look askance at the way foreign customs or even laws may be maintained.

Tuzwu-pu Rudnoplu's garrison was built using a different architectural style from the rest of the town. The style used is famous for its stately symmetry, classical elements, and grand appearance. Columns and pillars, such as Corinthian columns, are often seen supporting open structures or porticos. Symmetry is an important feature of this style, with each half of a building mirroring the other. Domed ceilings and windows grace these buildings, with everything placed in a mathematical arrangement.

In Tuzwu-pu Rudnoplu it is impossible to directly or indirectly lie.

The Giant hissing cockroach near Tuzwu-pu Rudnoplu are known to be a mutant strain of the creature.

Tuzwu-pu Rudnoplu's citizens partake in a curious ritual relating to their local kami. It takes place in winter and involves performance art to channel Invocation energies of tier 3 via chanting.

Economy

The following information was obtained via the Imperial Census Bureau as part of the Eyom Economic Outreach Program. It differs from Standard Imperial censuses in that many of Tom's citizens, regardless of culture, work in more than one occupation or hold more than a single job. The Imperial Census Bureau has ruled that a job is a job, hence, the intigers within the data presented here can count an individual more than once.

Tuzwu-pu Rudnoplu Census Data: Year 2000

404 of Tuzwu-pu Rudnoplu's population work within a Foundational Occupation.

• 25 work in Agriculture
• 85 work as Craftsmen
• 32 work as Merchants
• 66 work as Service Workers
• 40 work as General Laborers
• 14 work as Skilled Laborers
• 60 work as Civil Servants
• 39 work in Cottage Industries
• 21 work as Artists
• 22 work in Produce Industries

889 of Tuzwu-pu Rudnoplu's population do not work in a formal occupation, but do contribute to the local economy. 53 (4%) are noncontributers.

Points of Interest

The roads leading into Tuzwu-pu Rudnoplu possess a great number of switchbacks. While designed for defense, they mostly wind up pissing everyone trying to take goods to town right the hell off.

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History

The the a millstone of Elven High Magic, an a millstone imbued with great amounts of Elven High Magic energies was created in Tsvēshcāhkè Se by in time immemorial, reportedly some time during the early 2nd century.

History